Here’s the thing, see. When you wake up one fine morning, head out for a nice drive, and see a huge sandstorm moshing nearer, don’t drive towards it. Drive away. Fast. Unless you have a video recorder, and manage to capture this intense drive into the hugest, most ominous cloud of sand. Kind of “Blair Witch” how they get into the cloud, things go dark, and then the loudest, nothing. Dark. Movie ends…